
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Guest Reviewer: An Education


Directed by Lone Scherfig
Starring Carey Mulligan, Peter Sarsgaard, Alfred Molina, Dominic Cooper, Rosamund Pike, Olivia Williams, Emma Thompson
SYNOPSIS: A 16-year-old girl in middle class 1960s London can only dream of a life beyond her rigid schooling and application to Oxford until a much older man sweeps her off her feet and into the glamorous world she’s dreamed of.
THE GOOD: The writing! Every character in this simple coming-of-age story is richly developed appropriately flawed, and the supporting cast brings so much to their roles. The story is adequately paced to allow for character development and still keep the audience’s attention. Nick Hornby’s screenplay is smart and honest. The adults who surround our teenaged protagonist, Jenny, are often troubled and naïve but speak and act like the adults they are. Jenny (the perfectly cast Carey Mulligan), by contrast, is written as a wide-eyed, smart but inexperienced girl. She speaks like a teenager, albeit a teenager with an Oxford-worthy education. Other writers could take a few lessons from Hornby there. (I’m lookin’ at you, Diablo Cody.) I appreciate the honesty of the bourgeois, white, 1960s characters. This is just as much a film about race and class as it is a coming-of-age drama. There are uncomfortable reminders throughout of the context in which these characters exist, and there is no attempt to gloss over or modernize that context. Finally, this film could easily have gone the route of dark and sinister, with Jenny walking into a far worse trap than she did, or at least Scherfig capitalizing on the creepiness of the “older man” element. Thankfully, the story never delves beyond moderately creepy and we are left with an even more unsettling conclusion about the reality of adulthood.
THE BAD: This has been an incredible year for film, so An Education has to be judged in relation to its competition. Although this is definitely one of the better interpretations of this kind of story, it is still something we’ve seen quite a bit before. Maybe I’m a little tired of the coming-of-age film with a beautiful, fresh faced lead character, but with all of the incredibly original stories out there right now, it’s hard to get completely behind a film that’s not doing anything especially new or bold.
THE VERDICT: Definitely one of the more worthy contenders in the Oscar nominee lineup, especially for best adapted screenplay. It will get one more wide run thanks to its nomination, so see it while you can. If you gave your money to Juno, you should give your money to An Education. It’s only right.
I give it 4 ½ out of 5.
Thanks for letting me play, Candace!
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Possible New Feature!!
Oh Amy Adams...: Leap Year



Sunday, January 10, 2010
CHUCCCCCCKKK
Cry God for England, Harry, and St.George!: Sherlock Holmes
A note on posts
333-DDDD: Avatar!
Are You Ready?:The Princess and the Frog
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
What is the Haps?
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Why Don't You Ever Wear a Shirt?: New Moon
Starring the Twilight Trinity and some hot shirtless dudes
SYNOPSIS: If you don't know what Twilight is can you tell me what far away tropical island you live at so I can escape there? But seriously, the first one was about some vampires. The second is about some werewolves. Some teen shirtless werewolves.
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Disney's A Christmas Carol 3D
"Starring" Jim Carrey, Gary Oldman, Colin Firth, and Robin Wright Penn
SYNOPSIS: Yet another iteration of Charles Dicken's A Christmas Carol. This time Robert "Motion Capture" Zemeckis has tried to bring the classic story to life.
THE GOOD: I will preface this by saying I don't like Robert Zemeckis, at least not anymore. Yes he directed Forrest Gump, but his recent foray into the world of 3D has left me confused and also frightened. Very, very frightened. Basically he uses motion capture technology to digitally animate actual actors and then puts them in 3D. I find this ridiculous. Why not just shoot real actors in a real environment. Not to mention that his visualizations end up looking profoundly creepy resulting in double takes of the "Is it Colin Firth or not?" variety. Beowulf is a prime example of this-he didn't even bother changing their appearance! It's just Angelina Jolie glowing with a tail! And when the lute came out I was just...done. Okay rant over.
This has a lot going against it. Namely that studios have just beaten this tale into the ground. However, Zemeckis does some cool things with his cinematography, stuff that obviously would not be possible in the real world. It is also a decidedly darker version of the tale. If you've ever read the story it's dark. Dickens was a moralist and all of his books have a certain slant. Most of the time it isn't pleasant and certainly not kid-friendly. So Zemeckis has made it dark, but with many funny moments, although I might have been scared if I was a kid. What I liked most was his portrayal of the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come. It was very well done, although his scene didn't really make any sense to me. I won't spoil it for you, but it was definitely new and really cool looking. The 3D really does add a nice visual component as opposed to some movies who rely only on the novelty to entrance viewers Zemeckis really uses the technology to tell the story and immerse the viewer (run-on sentence I know).
THE BAD: Well the ubiquitous of the story is definitely a negative. Zemeckis doesn't really do anything new with the story, although he adds a great visual element that is definitely new. I don't want to belabor this point, but the people in the movie are not people. There is something decidedly off about them. Maybe it's because he was trying to change existing actor's anatomy, but everyone looks a little weird and I was generally frightened. Especially when they're my favorite actors. I just can't help wondering why Zemeckis wants to use real actors for his facial characteristics. The technology is so good that he could create entirely new people, so why make Gary Oldman look like some sort of mutant hobbit? I just don't know.
Although I liked the faithfulness of the dialogue it just doesn't translate to a modern audience. Using 19th century dialogue while telling a story in 2009 is a hard thing to pull off and Zemeckis doesn't quite succeed. Coupled with the fact that often Jim Carrey is barely intelligible and I could see how audiences might get lost.
THE VERDICT: I'm really torn on this one. I know my being creeped out by the characters is something that maybe only I feel. But I can't help but feel that this just isn't worth seeing. Yes the 3D was cool, but I don't really see any other strong points other than the visuals. And even those visuals CREEPED ME OUT. Did I say this enough? I was creeped out. So I would say wait for it on DVD...maybe...unless you really like 3D....but don't pay extra.......yeah.
I give it 2 out of 5 stars*
Note: I re-read this post and it's riddled with contradictions. Is it scary? Yes sometimes, but it's also funny. Did I like it? I honestly don't know-I'm befuddled by it so take this review as is I guess.
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Nightmare Before Christmas
Friday, November 20, 2009
Leave That No Account Oogie Boogie Out of This!
Well dear readers, I have some content for you at last!! My awesome cousin Hallie got me tickets for the preview of the Tim Burton exhibit at MoMA. It was packed and awesome!!! I went with my friend Brittan and took a lot of video which I will edit and post on the site sometime this weekend. There were models from Corpse Bride and The Nightmare Before Christmas, original sketches, notes to directors and modelers (even one to Johnny Depp about a line in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory!). There was a model of Oogie Boogie that glowed in the dark. Original shorts and commercials. Free drinks and more! I highly recommend you go see it if you're in New York. It's open until April of next year!
Also free drinks! And weird breadstick thingies! MoMA will also be showing all of his films over the coming months, which kicked off with Pee-Wee's Big Adventure on Wednesday. A nice guard let us in near the end of the movie even though we didn't have a ticket. We heard he was introducing the film and thought we might catch him, but sadly he must have snuck out...Pee-Wee was as good as I remember it though!
So an Awesome Night followed by an all-nighter to finish a long paper! But fun was had and I don't regret it!! Anyways video forthcoming!
Sunday, November 15, 2009
No News is Good News, Right?
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Blindness
Starring Julianne Moore, Mark Ruffalo and Danny Glover
Sorry no witty title...it was too good! Also got distracted reading the imdb message boards....
SYNOPSIS: Before you read this I highly recommend that you read the book by Pulitzer Prize winning author Jose Saramago of the same name. Basically the plot centers around an outbreak of "blindness" in a small city. In Saramago's book it's a metaphor for human interaction and he probes the depths of what it means to be human in his book.
THE POSITIVE: I don't want to end up talking about the book but it's written almost stream of consciousness without names or punctuation. I was quite surprised when it had been adapted, but didn't go see it because I read critical reviews that panned it. Remind me never to trust critics again. I thought it was beautifully and wonderfully acted by everyone involved. Julianne Moore especially stands out because in the film she is not affected by the outbreak. So of course a lot of the film centers around her and how she copes in a world suddenly without sight. The cinematography was also excellent. Saramago's novel is very visual and the film conveys that through point-of-view shots and steadicam work. There's also a washed out look to most of the film that really works with the tone and subject. Basically I loved it.
I'm going to digress here and talk about my somewhat hypocritcal stance on film adaptations. While I agree a film should stand on its own as a work separate from its literary counterpart that is not to say that it should completely disregard the literary works original style, tone, and substance to achieve that end. This film is a balancing act for me. Since I've read the book I obviously got a lot more out of it than the average user a fact brought home to me when reading the imdb message boards for the film that read WORST FILM EVER. And there's not just one like, there are several. Then upon actually reading what people have to say and discovering that their opinions are completely uninformed and unjustified makes me want to go on a long and extensive rant. Which I am doing right now on this blog since I refuse to post on the message boards. But what was I saying...Oh a balancing act yes. For the average moviegoer this film is not the average movie. It requires a little more understanding to work it out. I'm not in a position to say if without reading the book you could enjoy because I have read the book therefore my opinion on the subject can't really be taken into account, but I do think if you walk into the film with an open mind you can sincerely enjoy it.
Whew! Done that was a long one sorry about that...Also since I like to think of myself as a filmmaker, even though I don't make films. Basically I fantasize about turning movies into books. When I finished this book I had a perfect shot in my head for the ending and guess what? THEY DID IT!! That alone sealed the deal for me liking it.
THE NEGATIVE: There isn't any...it's just so awesome. I guess a negative would be that you have to read a book to fully understand it, but since when is reading a book a bad thing? In fact go read the book right now.
THE VERDICT: Definitely see it! It's on netflix right now!!! With or without having read the book! It's totally awesome!
I give it 5 out of 5*...yes you read that right.
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
I've Always Hated You: The Invention of Lying
Starring Ricky Gervais, Jennifer Garner, Rob Lowe, and Tina Fey with a whole bunch of cameos...
SYNOPSIS: Imagine a world where no one can lie. Then some dude can. What happens?
THE POSITIVE: I liked all the actors in it. Jennifer Garner is so cute and I love Ricky Gervais. I thought it was well acted. There were also some very good humorous moments.
THE NEGATIVE: It was way too long. The plot made sense in a micro way, but as I left the theater and thought about all the implications of a world without lies it fell through. The concept of the film basically also implies that there is no imagination hence no lying. While this is interesting it doesn't explain how the world evolved. Without imagination most of the inventions we have wouldn't exist. The love story also didn't work for me either. I think Ricky should have not starred in the lead role. I'm so used to him being an unlikable character that it was hard to see him as actually nice. It was also not very funny which is not what I was expecting.
The big "controversy" of the film is that the world never evolved a religion and it also implies that religion is an invention of mankind. While hard core Christians might take offense at this I think that everything in reality is largely an invention. How we perceive ourselves and each other is largely a manifestation of our own particular world views. Sorry to go all pedantic, but it seemed like a moot point to me. It's not treated in a crass way, in fact the genesis of his religion is from a very, unexpectedly, sad and touching moment. I don't think it was meant to make fun of religion, but perhaps to expand our thinking.
THE VERDICT: Even with all the thought-provoking I wouldn't go see it in theaters. I would definitely rent it though. I feel bad for Ricky, but this was not his best work.
I give it 2 out of 5.*
What Kind of Place is Japan Anyway?: The Informant!
Starring Matt Damon, Melanie Lynsky, Scott Bakula, and Tony Hale
SYNOPSIS: Based on a true story Mark Whitacre is an executive for a large corn plant or something. He becomes embroiled in an FBI investigation and acts as an informant for the government over corruption in the corn industry. I know what can be corrupt about corn? Oh so so much...
THE POSITIVE: Extremely well-acted. This is a great point for the film since it as very character driven. Most of the action of the plot revolves around Mark Whitacre himself and I think Matt Damon does a superb job in a nuanced role. The film really pivots on Whitacre's testimony and how it eventually unravels. Damon portrays a man on the edge very well, but also a seemingly normal guy caught in a bigger situation. I also love Soderbergh's direction. It's very old school and captures the mood and kind of zaniness of the case very well. The entire cast acts as an excellent straight man to Damon's Whitacre. Really just a superb film
THE NEGATIVE: It's not for the average movie goer. If you're expecting a conclusion or easy answers you're not going to get it in this film. Not everything is packed together nicely, but it works for the film. It was a tad too long, but I really don't have anything negative about it.
THE VERDICT: Really awesome! You should totally go see it! I loved it!
I give it 4 out of 5.*
Thursday, October 8, 2009
SPIKE JONZE!!

So a quick post about what I did tonight:
-Went to MoMA and saw Spike Jonze's film about Maurice Sendak and their collaboration: Tell Them Anything You Want
-Heard Sendak and Jonze talk about what inspired them to make Where the Wild Things Are and talk about their friendship
-Watched a short film Spike Jonze and Catherine Keener made for Maurice Sendak's 80th Birthday-sooooo funny!
-Saw a clip from Jonze's new film Where the Wild Things Are (Out Oct. 16th!)
-Saw Julianne Moore, Karen O. (of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs), and Catherine Keener
-Spoke to Maurice Sendak and told him what a fan I was
-Embarrased myself in front of Maurice Sendak because I was told he wasn't doing autographs and I had my sketchbook out
-Ogled Karen O. and Catherine Keener (Julianne Moore skipped out quick) wondering if I should try and get their autographs-I didn't
-Got Spike Jonze's autograph in my sketchbook!!!!!

On an unrelated note I also saw Matthew Morrison, Mr. Schu, from Glee walking down 5th Avenue. It's been a good week. Going to DC this weekend so maybe new posts Tuesday..
Brittan went with me here's a link to her blog post about it: http://brittanclaire.blogspot.com/2009/10/i-met-spike-jonze.html
She rights way more eloquently then me plus she has more pictures!
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Let's Celebrate Mediocrity: Whip It!
Starring Ellen Page, Drew Barrymore, Kristen Wiig, Juliet Lewis and Academy Award Winner Marcia Gay Harden
SYNOPSIS: In the small town in Bodine, Texas Bliss is a lost girl looking for her passion. Her mother forces her to do beauty pageants, but her real talent is in roller derby! Enter motley crew of bad ass roller derby girls! From there the film becomes about Bliss affirming her identity and challenging her town's preconceptions.
THE POSITIVE: Once again Ellen Page manages to blow me away. Her range is great and she really does a great job in this film. The rest of the cast supports her well. Kristen Wiig once again shines being both comedic and dramatic. Drew Barrymore plays a sideline in the film, but it's actually very nice to see an actor-director not insert themselves unnaturally in a film (I'm looking at you M.Night Shyamalan!) I also thought the story was well written and executed. It managed to be both light-hearted and touching at the same time.
THE NEGATIVE: I thought this film could have done with some editing. It was a little too long. There seems to be a trend going on with longer films, but this story could have been told in less time. Even though I found the story interesting I knew where it was going. I don't know if this is just me, but it seems like every movie I've seen recently has been a little unexciting. While I liked this film I didn't really get very excited by it.
THE VERDICT: I think it's a cute story and despite my qualms it's worth seeing. So go support Drew's directorial debut at the box office!
I give it 3 out of 5.*

